March 2012
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Knife throwing is a totally normal hobby to want to take up, right? Right, guys?
Mar 31st
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Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
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Don’t mind me. I’m just trying to read law, listening to The Matches and being sad about the fact that they’re no longer a band.
Mar 30th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 27th
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Finally started reading The Hunger Games, and I swear like 80% of this book has been spoilered for me by tumblr. I’ll read something and be like, “Oh, I remember seeing that on the internets.”
Mar 25th
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Mar 24th
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I’ve gotten so spoiled having Amazon prime with free two-day shipping that whenever something takes a normal amount of time to ship I just want to die. And in the case of a certain record label that still hasn’t shipped something that was supposed to be shipped on or before the 13, I feel like I just want to kill everything. Edit: Oh hey, whining on the internet pays off. (At least...
Mar 23rd
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Mar 21st
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Mar 20th
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“If I could Lloyd Dobler you right now, it’d be with the song the wild...”
– Actual text sent from Ellen #whyshesmybestfriend
Mar 18th
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Mar 15th
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Mar 15th
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Mar 13th
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Mar 11th
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Mar 10th
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Mar 9th
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More adventures in Ellen's parenting
Me: Is this your sock?
Ellen: Yeah.
Me: Why the fuck do your socks always end up in my laundry?
Ellen: It's because I don't care about them. It's like if I had kids, they'd probably end up mixed in your kids.
Mar 8th
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“The worst part about having a kid would be feeding them. It’s like what...”
– Ellen 
Mar 6th
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apartment13b replied to your post: Looking at flights to San Diego like I actually… Wams, the train is much cheaper, we discussed this. That also takes two days to get there though. I feel like what we’d end up having to spend on food/whatever for those four extra days would probably result in it costing about the same. Edit: Actually, it’s like exactly the same price if we...
Mar 5th
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Looking at flights to San Diego like I actually think I could afford to go to Comic-Con. Haha Ha
Mar 5th
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Mar 3rd
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Jams jams jams →
Listen in 2-4 pm est on Black Squirrel Radio right now for pop-punk jams.
Mar 3rd
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intruder replied to your photo: I am so irrationally irritated at seeing Fun… I wish pop didn’t have such a negative connotation for ~elitists~ Seriously, I just have so many issues with genres and the way music is categorized in general, but I feel like it’s so silly trying to label a band as “alt-rock” or “pop-rock” or whatever when so often there’s...
Mar 3rd
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Mar 3rd
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Mar 3rd
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Mar 3rd
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Ellen’s trying to convince me that if we were to put tequila in this and drink out of it that it somehow becomes a game and not just alcoholism. 
Mar 2nd
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